"In Atlantic City, every night is Saturday night." -Cailen
"Except for Tye Dye Tuesday. Then it's just Tuesday." -Alexis
"I HAVE AN IDEA!!!" -Ashley, while in the bathroom
"Oh boys. Boys and their silly parts." -Amy
"You can't do that to me!" -Cailen
"Why not?" -Craig
"Cause your nipples don't matter!" -Cailen
"I'm full of glee you crazy bitch." -Amy to Ashley
(clapping) "Let's fuck Amy!" -Cailen, while playing fuck the dealer
"I'm gonna pee on all of you." -Amy
"I'm not friends with ugly people, let's face it!" -Ashley
"Where should I put my beans..." -Ashley
"I've never worn concealer a day in my life." -Ashley
"Well aren't you just too perfect for words. Get out of my mirror you fuckin douche!" -Amy
"Aw look, two big people attached to each other." -Amy
"You only live once..." -Amy
"You might as well have butt sex." -Alexis
"Um, the prince is taking a very long time to pee." -Amy
(In the 50 degree ocean after seeing a bathing suit on the AC boardwalk the night before with an intensely long crotch)
"I wish I had a long vagina." -Alexis
"No that would be worse. I wish I had an exceptionally short vagina." -Amy
"I'm drinking high school. High school in a can." -Ali, drinking a Bud Light
"Amy I can hear it! Can you hear it?! The pee?!" -Alexis, peeing on the beach while someone was puking in the bathroom
"You know what? I'm just so happy and content right now." -Amy
"There's a dead bird. Are you still happy?" -Ashley
"Hey Ashley, remember when I was happy and you showed me dead things?" -Amy
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