You've Got Some Crazy On Your Chin.

Read this first:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-one-of-the-most-brutal-responses-to-a-break-up-text

Ok, now for my opinions and observations, in no particular order, broken down into bullet points:

* From one blogger to another, get over yourself.  You just turned 26; if you're already reacting this insanely over something so minuscule, you're in for a long looney tunes life of misery.  You're making the rest of us, who realize that we're just starting out in adulthood and therefore use sarcasm and try to make light of any situation that bums us out, look bad.  STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD.

* If you're going to attach a picture of yourself with your hand on your hip and an "I'm better than you" look on your face, at least wear a bra that doesn't make you look like you have 3 different sets of tits down your shirt.

* I don't know you but I think I hate you.

* BITCH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?  Do you realize how LUCKY you are that this guy had the graciousness to send you a nice, complimentary, truthful text?  That he realized you weren't the gal for him so he didn't want to waste any of your time, therefore giving you the opportunity to go out into the world and find someone who is actually interested in you?  That most guys would just stand you up, or abruptly stop all contact with you, or be secretly banging some other girl on the side?

* Do you get a discount when you have a lifetime membership to the Crazy Store?

* Sending his boss screenshots of your sexts is just wrong.  Grow up, Peter Pan.

* If you're this messed up over some guy that you went on 2 dates with, this leads me to believe that this is a common occurrence.  Which means that, just maybe, you're the problem.

* Congratulations on your condo.  I'm pretty sure every senior citizen in Boca Raton has one too.  I actually have a condo as well, only I call it an "apartment"...I guess because my high horse can't fit through the doorway.

* For whatever reason, when I saw your picture I assumed you were standing outside of a Rite Aide.  Which is obviously the sexiest place to pose.

* I highly dislike that your blog has made me write such a mean blog of my own.  However, after reading the Buzzfeed article, as well as your original post on the matter, it is clear to me that every self-indulgent comment that you made was- for the most part- completely sincere and not stated in a way that poked fun at yourself, which would have been the only respectable way to approach this, in my opinion.

Here's her original post, for those that are interested:
http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/24/im-26-whats-a-filter/