Do you know why Taylor Swift can't keep a boyfriend? Because homegirl doesn't put out.
I'm sorry, but I guarantee you that's part of the problem. She either dates these horny little 18 year olds or these men in their 30's who think that they can handle a sexless relationship because they're "mature", but after a couple of months they realize that if they don't get it in soon their balls are going to fall off.
Enter breakup, enter terrible break up song.
You know that girl's had more wang in her mouth than most of us combined though, right?
And before you start getting all bent out of shape about me being so vulgar about Taylor Swift, let's get something straight: She's in her 20's. She's a big girl now, she can take it. Plus, bitch can't sing worth a lick yet she's a bajillionaire. She wipes her tears with hundred dollar bills, she'll be ok.
This leads me to the topic at hand, though.
Does being a virgin cause problems in a relationship with a non-virgin?
Or, to put it in Carrie Bradshaw terms:
I couldn't help but wonder...why the rest of us gals are stuck being the bottom, is it really the virgins that come out on top?
Do I respect a person's right to withhold sex for whatever reason, whether it be religion, personal beliefs, or they just haven't found the right person yet?
Absolutely.
Do I think sex is an integral part of a relationship and coming of age and having a good old fucking time?
Absolutely. Plus one.
I do think it's unfortunate though that some relationships don't last, or even get started for that matter, because one of the people doesn't want to have sex. And let's face it, usually it's the girl that's holding out, so for sake of the annoyance of gender neutrality, let's just pretend in this article that the girl is always the one not down for the rodeo.
I myself have had experiences where once the guy realized I didn't want to have sex, they completely dismissed me, acted like something "suddenly came up", or just pretended that I didn't exist anymore.
Which, quite frankly, is fine because, well, fuck those guys. Like, figuratively. You know.
Regardless, these were times when it's not even like I was still a virgin, I just didn't feel like taking my pants off. Call me crazy, but I don't have the urge to bone every guy I meet. Having terrible sex and faking an orgasm with someone I've only met a couple of times does not make me feel special.
Although, most of the times it's just because I didn't shave my legs that morning.
Anyway, people need to realize that any day, at any given moment, they could ::gasp:: fall in love with a virgin. And this is not a bad thing. In fact, it's an amazing thing. Think about it:
When you finally get to deflower her, even if you have to suck it up and wait till your wedding night, you get to mold her sexual technique. She's had no experience, she doesn't know what she's doing, and she's looking to you for answers. You can make your preferences her preferences.
You are the fuckin Prime Minister of her vagina.
Just, you know, keep in mind that she is a person and not a blow up doll, and she will end up liking things that you don't, and all that blah blah whatever.
Oh, and if a guy ever does blow you off just because you're not experienced, it just means that he's so bad in bed that he can't handle the thought of having to be in charge. Poor boy :)
